Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Pick the your favourite Family guy character!

CONTESTANT #1
LORETTA


Ex-wife of Cleveland and mother of Cleveland, Jr. Loretta is known nag Cleveland and treat him poorly. Because Cleveland is P whipped, Loretta had an affair with Glenn Quagmire in "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire" and left him. She tried to get back together with Clevland in "Love Blactually", but it didn't work out.

VS.

CONTESTANT #2
RUPERT


Stewie thinks that Rupert is real and he thinks that Rupert is gay. Often, Stewie imagines him as an athletic man with a teddy bear's head, as seen in the episodes Stewie Loves Lois and Stewie Kills Lois. In The Man With Two Brians Stewie kills New Brian, after he tells Stewie that he had humped Rupert and after Stewie kills new Brian he is seen cleaning Rupert in the shower.

The first pick in the comments section moves on.

Monday, December 22, 2008

FUNNY QUOTES FROM FAMILY GUY!

Meg (about Peter making retarded): I can never go to class again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, anything was expected swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the truth the current is planning to ruin your reputation, not your ages of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or the current Felix Ungerish way you obvious your sinuses, no no no, it is THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I is able to kill you tonight.

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at the current rank is able to it be as if throwing a hot dog lower a hallway?

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse as opposed to which bit I headed to such a museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum seeming at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he won't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not much kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That does not unkind he won't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is required to out of the residence by ghosts. Who are properties going to call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their indemnity company. That's only shitty how you said.

Stewie: Did you hear such a Meg? Guys can marry a good amount guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if properties can do that, so is relatively even it for you, is not it? I instigate you as agreeably pack it in. Game over.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A blurb on Family Guy and three of the best episodes!


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Of all the cartoon sitcoms out right now Family Guy is indeed the funniest and looking to take over the adult cartoon comedy genre. If you will recall its precursors such as; South Park and The Simpsons it is apparent that Family Guy is a cut above. Of course when you are as politically incorrect as much as they are, it is difficult to find a network that give you free reign, as it sometimes offends people. But with the vast following the cartoon is more than ever in demand.
Indeed as a fellow cartoon viewer, I love that Family Guy cartoon, heck they slam everybody and don‘t hold back. Because people are too politically correct
it‘s good to see another show come along that is similar South Park and does not fear repercussions. Why? Well because most stereotypes arise from at least some truth otherwise they would not be stereotypes at all.
Free speech and centered thought is far better, similar to fluidity of movement wins the battle and eventually the war. You cannot address actual issues if you hide behind political correctness and sweep reality under the carpet.

Here’s three of my favorite episodes from Family Guy:

1) Brian Does Hollywood (Season Three)

Having porn right at the center of this episode cements that reputation that Family Guy doesn‘t hold back. Brian goes to make it big in Hollywood and ends up a porno director in this second-part of the season three’s two-part opener.
Best scene: Any involving Brian’s camp cousin Jasper.

2) The Father, The Holy Son, and The Fonz (Season Four)

This episode is featured around an attack on organised religion and has a rare sghting of Peter‘s father. Peter sets up his own church – of The Fonz – following an argument with his dad.
Best scene: The stained glass windows in Peter’s church depicting Happy Days scenes, complete with images of Potsie, Ralph Malph and Al.

3) Airport 07 (Season Five)

This is a tribute to a classic film that being the brilliance of Airplane! Quagmire loses his pilot’s license thanks to Peter who, with help from Cleveland and Joe, tries to help him get his job back.
Best scene: While staying with the Griffins after having lost his job, a call comes through on the telephone for a Mr Longrod VonHugendong. .